I think I have to divorce her…Victoria’s Secret that is!

photoBRAS

I LOVE BRAS! I used to be a no bra kinda girl. Never had anything to flaunt so I didn’t care to lift,separate or cover anything.Bra’s mostly were simple, not really sexy,beige,white or black. Ho hum!

Then Victoria and her secret walked into my life and that was it!
Ooh La La I was in immediate love not like LOVE! Her bra’s were sexy,colorful,uplifting and made my breasts look AMAZING.To me anyway. I love the way I felt in them,looked in them and the way my breasts beckoned to me noticed in them. I had arrived and so did my breasts!

I would shop with coupons without coupons and specials and colored my world and body with those teasing wonders that make me feel so good. I am addicted to all things LIPS and lipstick but bras are my next fave thing that make my heart and body sing!

In the past couple of years,all my bra friends are somehow NOT my friends. They look luscious in pink.Lovely in lace and Bewitching in black…but they hurt me. Yes, you read it right.
MY VICTORIA’S SECRET BRAS HURT ME.

Every time I buy one they pinch me,they hurt and the wire section actually has shot out at me like a bow and arrow.If I had breast implants they would have burst many times by now wearing one of the VS bras.

I returned back to the stores and told them of my dilemma and all they could say to me is…”Are you washing them in sink gently not machine wash?” Yes, I do.
“How long have you had them? I replied 6 months.”Oh so that’s your problem you need to replace your bra every 6 months or less”. $45.00 to $58.00 per piece…that’s an expensive hobby. I even told them that I wore them all of six times in six months as I rotate the bras.That didn’t seem to matter.

The brands bras need a MAKEOVER someone is slipping on sexy quality bra patrol!!!

They are lovely to LOOK AT bras! Victoria’s Secret fashion shows and my boudoir show me that. They are works of art. But I may have to divorce my long time lover.I hope that someone who works for Victoria in corporate spreads the word of my disdain to say goodbye. I really don’t want to. I have tried to give other brands a try but I try them on and put them back on the shelf. I LOVE V S’s bras…they just don’t love me back!Has this ever happened to you? NOT YOU GUYS reading but you girls…I want to know it’s not just happening to me.

Do you love them too?

PSThese are a few of my VS bras that hurt me…they hang on a curtain rod as decoration in my bathroom in my makeup studio as pretty props. My clients get a kick out of them.IF they only knew what I am sharing with you and how I wish I could wear them! Look at them they are almost new!

4 thoughts on “I think I have to divorce her…Victoria’s Secret that is!

  1. I abandoned them about a year ago in favor of Soma. Do you have one of their boutiques in your area? In addition to the pain, I was getting weird patches of skin irritation along the wired part. And apparently it’s not uncommon.

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